shrimp fried rice
chinese slang for small weiner
chan: william! i stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!
william: oh chan, oh chan!
to perform oral s-x on a chinese woman
in the song ‘colt 45’, ”i ate that p-ssy like shrimp fried rice”
where you puke on someones -sshole and then fist f-ck it.
dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!
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