Shrimpooning
to spoon and suck on ones toes. sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back’s toes. it is a great way to cuddle and be s-xy at the same time.
guy 1:”so what did you and your girlfriend do last night?”
guy 2: “we were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!”
guy 1: “wow that sounds amazing! i need to do that with my girlfriend!!”
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