shrink

1. verb: to decrease in size
2. a psychiatrist or mental doctor
1. the cold water made my b-lls shrink
2. that crazy b-tch should go see a shrink
a therapist; comes from “brain shrinker”
my shrink says i have an oedipal complex.
someone who matches your symptoms to whatever random disorder they’ve just pulled out of their -ss.
my shrink told me i get sad over winter and now i have to sell my car so she can tell me how much i suck each week.
that d-mn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. -goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching-
parents: d-mnit! we’re calling the shrink again!
a therapist, one in the mental health profession, a “headshrinker”
dude, i can’t go out tomorrow night, i gotta meet with my shrink, he thinks i am depressed.
1. (v): to decrease in size.
2. (n): a psychiatrist, psychologist, or therapist.
3. (n): a slang term for retail theft, commonly used in the retail industry, especially by loss/theft prevention personnel.
1. “i’ve got some crazy shrinkage going on.”
2. “my shrink told me i need to take some pills. so i told him to f-ck off and die and i threw a molotov c-cktail into his living room.”
3. “an estimated 44% of shrink (retail theft) in 2008 was due to employee theft.”
one who is a head shrinker.
“so, ….who do i have to f-ck to get a shrink around here?”