Shrink wrap
condom, condoms.
gimmie my shrink wrap.
this is used to refer to software that is bought off the shelf with little or no customization.
we were going to build our own inventory management software from scratch, but then john pointed out a shrinkwrap that would do everything we needed and more.
a s-xual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circ-msized)
pressing the heads of two p-n-ses together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.
man #1: wanna play tummy sticks?
man #2: sure, can we shrink wrap?
man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually m-st-rb-t-.
being forced or guilted into going to therapy.
i will not go to a therapist! don’t shrink-wrap me!
when you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.
“aaaah i just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss.” – mr. poo mcpooey-woo (on the loo)
1) material that resembels a saran wrap, bubble wrap hybrid. it is often used to tightly wrap small materials.
2) slang term referring to small condomns.
1) did you wrap the olives with shrinkwrap like i told you to?
2) at the annual chodefest of 2002, it was shrinkwrap for everyone!!!!!!
the process of applying a condom to a soft p-n-s.
that ugly b-tch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.
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