Shrinkage Boner
when the scr-t-m shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid p-n-s up to appear as if it is a tiny b-n-r, you have what is called, a shrinkage b-n-r. generally occurs during cold and/or wet circ-mstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.
i just got out of the pool and i totally have a shrinkage b-n-r, want to see?
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