shroom slap
a shroom slap is when someone uses their d-ck to slap someone across the face, leaving an imprint looking like a shroom on their face.
dude, guess what?! getz told me that jeff gave this one guy a shroom slap on the bus!
a guy takes his d-ck and slaps a women across the face and leaves a shroom welt print on the womans face.
“trav you b-st-rd you left a shroomslap on my face!”
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