shroomery
the coolest website and community ever.
9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.
mushroom growing website known all over the internet for having a particularly low level of discourse and maturity.
“hey ben, where do you go to learn about mushrooms and unwind?”
“not the shroomery that’s for d-mn sure! that place is -overflowing- with drama.”
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also known as mls. an act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future. famous victims: bill clinton r. kelly tiger woods after jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his […]
 - Shplify  
see “shplifffy” see “shplifffy”
 - shower jumped  
when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold. jerry: we were up at the cabin and stephen shower jumped me! tim: that’s cold dude.
 - Crotch Bandit  
a person who hides inside a large v-g-n- and waits for crotch. jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.
 
