SHRUBBERY
a form of plant. not too big or expensive.
“you must bring us… a shrubbery!”
a british reference for a prost-tute.
we will return here with a shrubbery. one that looks nice, and not too expensive.
an unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. from the monty python “knights who say ni” sketch.
bob: “in order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times.”
bill: “uh huh. would you like a shrubbery as well?”
an object that is usually small and round-ish, and can consist of one or several various plants; usually fuzzy, short plants or thorns. they are known for their quaintness, delicacy, and outrageous prices. the knights of ni regarded this particular plant with great admiration.
“in order to p-ss by this way, you must give us… a shrubbery!!! (scary music)”
“i am jim the shrubber. i make, design, and sell shrubberies.”
pubic hair, especially trimmed and/or styled.
some like it bare but i like a little shrubbery.
a pair of scrub pants that have been shortened to shorts.
you must find me a pair of shrubberys
it’s a d-mn prost-tute. noun
i once got shampooed by a shrubbery.
(see definition for shampooed)
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