Shtexting
the act of sh-tting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
i had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. so while i was on the toilet doing my business i kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
texting while taking a dump!
john was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight’s pub crawl!
p–ping while texting, sh-tting while using your ipod.
guy 1 : “dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can.” guy 2: “oh, hes shtexting you?”
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