shtoobs
to stab and shoot something.
man, if you don’t shut the h-ll up, you’re gonna get shtoobed.
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shtoobs which can also be pr-nounced as shtoops comes from a great movie called kids. like its predecessors dup, word, aight, etc… it is a form of understanding. it can be used in different forms such as a noun or verb. you will have to take a look at the examples to get a full feel for the word. to be honest there is no bad time to use shtoobs. try it out.. youll be the hit of the party
steve: hey bro you wanna toke this doob?
pearl: shtoobs neezie
another example
steve: man, did you piece on that b-tch last night.
pearl: dude i hit it for an hour and then released my shtoobs on her face.
an unpleasantly awkward situation, often because of past incidences or inside information.
-oh yeah, i ran into her before i came over, but i didn’t invite her.
-oh yeah, that’d be pretty shtoobs, considering what happened up in ny while we were on break.
-yeah, word is bond, so i just said hi.
a slang word for oh h-ll yea! this is usually said in response to a comment or idea you think is awesome!
hey, you want to go to the strip club dressed as santa clauses?
answer: shtoobssss!
prodding device used to press spillage from a joint back into a world of neatness.
gertrude: “oh fiddlesticks, i can’t get this roach in.”
tyrone: “fear not oh impatient one, this chinese chopstick can be used as a shtoob.”
gertrude: “thanks tyrone, hey what do you think happens if i put my finger in a plug socket…”
a single hair extending farther out from the body when compared to the surrounding hairs. not typically on one’s head.
has that shtoob gotten longer henry?
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