shucking oyster
two woman rubbing their v-g-n-s together. such as “scissors”, or tribbing.
them b-tches shucking oysters
to take a girls virginity, playing on the slang word for v-g-n- as a “clam”: meaning cracking that p-ssy open and indulging in the inner beauty of the female body.
jordan- what ever happened with that girl last night?
mackie- i totally shucked her oyster.
shucking oyster
#shucking oyster #virgin #chucking oyster #shucking oyter #f-cking a virgin #pulling a mackie
jerking off onto a table full of saltines!
my kinky wife loves when i’m “shucking oysters” on her face!
#shucking #oysters #face #wife #loves
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