shucking the bearded clam
the act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy v-g-n-l orrifice of a female. usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females’ orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
jim and eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
jim: dude, that party was crazy last night! i
know you were totally wasted. i saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
you hit that son?
eric: yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. she was
ready to go after i got done shucking the bearded clam.
jim: that’s what’s up man! so the puss was
nice and hairy huh?
eric: it was hairy, but i was too far gone to give
a f-ck. i just needed to drain my b-lls.
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