Shudra Penis


legendary s-x organ of a shudra male, historically famed for its huge size & erectile stamina. traditionally considered the largest type of p-n-s known to mankind, it has long been proven to be much bigger than the aryan p-n-s.

after millenia of measurements, prakrit & sanskrit s-xologists determined the shudra p-n-s to be the largest in the 4-fold p-n-s caste system, averaging an imposing 9 inches (12 angulis): “ushvah (stallion man), the most co-rs- & vulgar of the group. he is worthless & indolent save for propagating his kind. being the counterpart of hustinee & of the servile {ie. shudra} caste, he has adorning his body a nine to ten-inch, wrist-thick t-ssel {p-n-s}; & his seminal water flows like the ganges in flood.” (`the jewel in the lotus’, allen edwardes. ny: julian press, 1959, p.60). hence, the sudra caste (a great part of the dravidoid or negroid-australoid race) is denominated “vrishala” (horse) & “ashva” (stallion).

this telingana black snake dwarfs all other aryan rivals, from the 4.5-in. (6-anguli) brahmin p-n-s to the 6-7.5 in. (8-10 anguli) vaishya p-n-s. thus the shudra is one-third longer than the 6-in. aryan average, & fully twice as long as the brahmin. in terms of size (using the formula for cylinder volume & proportional width), the shudra measures twice the aryan mean & 8 times the brahmin. hence, once an aryan female has intercourse with a shudra, she becomes dravidianized & will never return to an aryan man.
1. “dravidians evolved large p-n-ses, broad noses (platyrrhinism), everted lips & protruding jaws (prognathism) to increase vascularized surface area & help these heat-exchanger organs dissipate more heat in the hot dravidian climate. conversely aryans evolved shrunken p-n-ses, inverted lips & slim noses to reduce surface area & conserve heat in the cold north.” – ecological theory for p-n-s caste system.

2. modern -n-lyses confirm the ancients. thus, the erect kerala shudra p-n-s averages 13.01 cm (“penile length & circ-mference: an indian study”, k promodu et al. int j impotence res 19 (2007): 558-563), matching the 13.37 cm nigerian mean (“‘oversized’ penile length in the black people; myth or reality” jc orakwe, gu ebuh. tropical j medical res 11.1 (2007): 16-18.). both are larger than all other races, who are below 12.5 cm (ibid.). in contrast, studies have shown the aryan p-n-s to rank among the smallest in the world. thus, the global andromedical study concludes “the smallest averages were found in india 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & south korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in).” (clickpress, wed jan 11 2006). another -n-lyst concurs, “in contrast to the negro {incl. negro-african & negro-dravidian or shudra}, hindu {indo-aryan} men appeared to have got ‘the short end of the deal’ with a soft-organ size of a couple of inches transforming to an average erection of 4 to 4.5 inches.” (`male s-xual machine’, by kenneth purvis, ny: st. martin’s press, 1992, p.18)

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