shultzing
the process of a getting-pregnant obsessed female giving oral s-x to a man, acc-mulating his -j-c-l-t–n in her mouth, and preceding to spit the s-m-n into her v-g-n-
gaby really wanted paul’s baby, so she decided she would take part in shultzing her way into pregnancy. paul was not amused at first, but after his sheer amazement, he accepted her ordeal.
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