shumee
beautiful, smart, amazing, loving, charming, s-xual, but married to a total douchebag.
shumee doesn’t deserve that douche.
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another way of telling a stupid -ss f-ck boy to shut his mouth. f-ckboy gary: please, please just let us go! john: shut your c-cksucker, you son of a b-tch.
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a thirsty female who m-st-rb-t-s using her rolled up sheet. she hasn’t gotten laid in so long she’s probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.
- shitmill
when you f-ck someone up the -sshole and get sh-t all over your d-ck, then proceed to spin your c-ck around like a windmill. gay man: please don’t sh-tmill, i just got new curtains.
- shredding
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