Shummed
the act of sharting and c-mming at the same time while intercourse activities.
i shummed so hard last night my wife got sh-t faced and pregnant at the same time.
the act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man’s child.
that bi@!#ch totally “shummed” him.
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