shump
the act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time
forgot to set my alarm so to save time i had to take a shump
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unknown; something dr. peter shumpmaker’s ancestors no doubt built.
“…the guy is dr. peter shumpmaker. lord knows what a ‘shump’ is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them.” -sh-r-leave
shoot ’em up
“donpachi” is one of my favorite shumps!
in video games, short for the shoot ’em up genre.
mushihimesama futari is considered to be one of the world’s hardest shumps.
to take a dump and then take a shower without leaving the bathroom. wiping is optional. variaton: shamp – to take a dump while in the shower.
last night i took a monster shump.
tom had to take a shower after football practice, but he couldn’t hold in his dump, so he just took a shump.
sh-t plus a dump
“i just took a huge shump in your toilet.”
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