Shumpkin


getting a bl-wj-b while taking a dump in a hot shower
bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.
the act of receiving a bl-w j-b while the giving party, the one giving the bl-w j-b is defecating,
dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

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