Shut the front door
more publicly acceptable and fcc-friendly version of s.t.f.u., originally coined by buckethead on wjrr radio.
“you slept with your girlfriend’s sister and her mom? shut the front door!”
a phrase used not as a subst-tute for ‘shut the f-ck up’, but rather when the front door requires shutting.
person 1: can you shut the front door please?
person 2: yeah, sure. -shuts the front door-
shut the f- up
are you serious?
when someone states the obvious.
susie: “they told me that the moon will not shine forever.”
sam: “shut the front door!”
a expression used when mad or angry. a replacement for shut the f-ck up
not used for s.t.f.u. replacement but for a more light hearted “get the f- outta here” “i can’t believe it” banter used mainly by “valley” type girls.
vicky:ohh, i just got this gucci sweater for only $75.
cindy: shut the front door!! that’s awsome!
politically correct way of saying, shut the f-ck up when at work or in front of parents etc
boss: we have tos stay back friday night for 2 hours to order new brochures
employee: shut the front door!
when you want to tell a person to shut up, you can be nice and say “hey dude, shut the fphhhhhr..ront door”. the person will expect that you will say shut the f-ck up.
payten: bla bla bla bla
reggie: hey, shut the f……..ront door, its getting cold in here.
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