Shut your dick


an expression meaning to “shut the f-ck up” or to stifle your diarrhea mouth.
nick: ” i just really can’t believe your b-tch girlfriend is such a b-tch because, like, she’s so rude and is such a b-tch, and …(blah, blah, blah).

blake: ” dude, keep your mouth off my woman!”

nick: ” i’m sorry but it’s just like, she’s such a b-tch and , like, i just wanna tell her she sucks…(blah, blah, blah).

blake: ” dude, shut your d-ck!!!”

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