Shuttle Docking


the act of defecating into a prophylactic, usually freezing the contents to form an implement suitable for sodomy.
jed: “xavier is a shuttle docking f-ck!”
marco: “how’s he a shuttle docking f-ck?”
jed: “he shat in a f-ck glove, froze it, and went brokeback on himself.”
marco: “gay!”
when you take a sh-t, freeze it, and then use it as a poo-d-ld-.
me: the other night we were so wasted, this chick shuttle docked herself.

my friend: what is shuttle docking?

me: when you freeze your sh-t and pleasure yourself with it.

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