Shuttle Valve
the blamed single-point failure of a man’s proposed mission to get laid when the real mission was to premature -j-c-l-t- and c-ck block his own c-ck, thereby wetting p-ss-es but never giving them the satisfaction they don’t deserve.
this has been said to be the highest zen move of a few super advanced f-ck masters. namely the oyel giants.
whatever, i’ve been f-cking around with joe since billy’s shuttle valve is acting nuts and he leaves the seat up and my b-tt keeps h-tting the toilet water and whatever i’m just like f-ck that, i’m not even going to tell him, but then again joe’s shuttle valve has been acting weird too lately. whatever i deserve it… i’m a b-tch
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