shwale
the melange of a sheep and a whale into a creature so beautiful and strong words fail to describe it.
bob: man, that girl is so beautiful and smart and amazing, who is she?
joe: i don’t know man, but i think she might be a shwale.
the offspring of a male shark and a female whale, not to be confused with a whark, the offspring of a male whale and a female shark
that there ain’t no whark. that’s a shwale!
what the idiots of westsyde consider either a sip, or the gross moose p-ss at the bottom of a beer
1. give me a shwale of that drink
2. only b-tches dont drink their shwale
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