Shwarf
a term coined by dwarfs, used to describe a dwarf who is shorter than the average dwarf. derived from the term short dwarf.
“(tall dwarf)wow dude your tiny your a shwarf”
“no im not”
“yes you are wheres the rest of ya”
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