Shwat Pants
pants that are worn so often, and are so comfortable, that they’ve been sweat in, shat in, and have soaked up sw-ss on multiple occasions.
could also be described as sweat pants on steroids.
scott: dude, you just spilled your nachos and beer all over your pants!
james: no worries bro, these are my shwat pants, they’ve seen a lot worse!
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