shweaty balls
a: when one’s b-lls perspire in extreme amounts
b: a sat-rday night live reference a la alec baldwin
c: a perfect description for any serious amount of nether region sweatiness
“wow, it’s so hot out. i’ve got serious shweaty b-lls.”
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