shwife
super hot wife. an incredibly beautiful married chick.
have you seen michael’s fiance? she’s gonna make one h-ll of a shwife.
see also: shousewife.
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- Siberian headlock
the s-xual act of inserting a human head into a v-g-n-. because the terms “skullf-ck” and “mindf-ck” are already taken. dude, i totally saw this youtube video where some chick gave emmanuel lewis the siberian headlock.
- Derma Block
the purposeful filling up of your calendar (usually outlook calendar) either by yourself or in-the-know coworkers with meaningless appointments so that annoying co-workers can’t have access to you. i completely derma blocked that annoying woman in sales. she can’t book squat on my calendar.
- Sideways Bacon Smile
another term for a v-g-n-, based on one’s resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.) his womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.
- dergen
poo or feces that dergen choked the sewer system for hours.
- baby sassing it
saying s-xually inappropriate things and totally not realizing it you need to watch your mouth and stop baby s-ssing it!