shwing shwong
a males reproductive organ. (preferably the ‘p-n-s’)
a term from scrubs. elliot reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say ‘p-n-s’
hospital-
sussie: “he seems to be in pain when he pees.”
becky (doctor): “..it’s because your husband has literally ‘broken’ his shwing shwong”
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