Siamese Dick


when you become stuck together during s-x. can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.
bob1: hey bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

bob2: oh, we have a siamese d-ck.
when a couple is about to perform -n-l s-x and the man covers his d-ck in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl’s -sshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.
“dude, you gotta try the siamese d-ck with your girl tonight! don’t forget to buy the glue!”

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