siberian ice
vodka…if u will so call it that, sold in the city of madison, wisconsin. a 1.75 liter bottle costs less than a haircut, 3 gallons of gas, or a zj for that matter at 10$. the neutral grain spirits of the legendary bottle are not really even that neutral as the adjective suggests. vodka is usually clear but siberian has particles floating in it noted to be the dead rotting remains of russian soldiers. despite its cheapness it will make for many nites to remember as one stumbles into their sh-tfaced detox pitfall of doom.
g-d d-mn, i just took a 10 second pull off of that siberian ice, now i’ve got the wicked from all those dead russian soldier particles…so acidic.
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