sick drive
the opposite of s-x drive. it happens when you’re sick and you can’t really get aroused. you usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.
dude 1: dude! last week i had the flu, and i missed work but i was really bored cuz i didn’t feel like watching p-rn.
dude 2: but dude, you’re addicted to p-rn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!
dude 1: i know, but i had a sick drive instead of a s-x drive.
dude 2: oh. sorry dude. that sucks.
dude 1: i know.
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