Sick Wank
having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you -j-c-l-t- (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.
i had an amazing sick w-nk the other day, managed to chunder just as i came it was magic.
when you are sick and you think w-nking it will make you feel better. instead it just makes you feel infinitely worse.
i was sick the other day and i decided that a sick w-nk it would be a good decision. man was i wrong. it just gave me a huge headache.
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