Sicksgiving
a holiday (not necessarily thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.
coworker 1: so how was your holiday break?
coworker 2: awful!
coworker 1: really? why?
coworker 2: my in-laws stayed with us. my mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. it was a pukefest and sh-tfest–man it sucked. happy sicksgiving to me.
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when your eating a girl out and she queefs in your mouth girl: keep going babe thats it boy: what the f-ck did you just schno on me girl: yea sorry
- sideling
when someone walks or stands real close to you.. i was at the bar and that guy kept sideling me last night..every time i turned around he was right there!!
- sifilis girl
when u f-ck another guy after you break up with ur boyfriend and he is a scurfy mother f-cker!!!!! broke up with my boyfriend johnny and i bang some hood rat and get something ooozing out of my cooter and how i became known as sifilis girl 🙁
- Sierra effect
answering a question with rhetorical jargon, skating the topic, or placing blame on another source to avoid signs of under-qualification. i’m getting the sierra effect from this guy blaming the internet service provider for the customer’s inability to get online simply because the person cannot carry thier machine to another location.
- siliac sprue
aka: witches brew. the eternal punishment for people who enjoy pastries, pasta, and anything with the slight hint of taste. makes your -ss hole fall out and bleed when you do your nasty on the porcelain pony. hey man eat this bread. naw, i got witches brew. what’s that? siliac sprue