side jaunt
a girlfriend on the side whom your real girlfriend or wife doesn’t know about, or doesn’t want to know about; mistress; also known as a side piece
my wife is out of town, so i’m going to atlantic city with my side jaunt.
my side jaunt lives in kensington, so i never have to worry about her b-mping into my girlfriend.
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