side paper poo
just when you think you’re done wiping your -ss… you go in for one last swipe just to be certain… only to find the side of the toilet paper covered in sh-t, forcing you to restart the process on a much larger scale.
dude: we had way too many beers and hot wings last night!
me: no doubt, i had side paper poo for days. i finally just gave up and got in the shower.
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