side swipe
a maneuver that hides a public b-n-r quite effectively. how it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and “swipe” your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your b-n-r. this will cause the b-n-r to go at a vertical position. the key is to have your pants catch your b-n-r at the vertical position.
this technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. an expert can even hide a b-n-r without a shirt by using boxers to catch the b-n-r. trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical b-n-r. you still won’t be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
warning: raging public b-n-rs still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the b-n-r back.
jesse: “that chick was amazing! how did you not get a b-n-r from that?”
jon: “you kidding me? of course i had a b-n-r, but i effectively sideswiped it away like magic.”
jesse: “you are a f-cking boss.”
when you’re sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken s-x with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
hey harry, i sooo side swiped sh-lly this morning after our long night of rough s-x and drinking at the irish pub!!!
side swipe, scissor s-x, s-x positions
when receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the c-m does not land on your couch
dude, last night i missed my side swipe and i spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch
the process of masturbating by rubbing the p-n-s on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand
dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.
a critical observation, especially an oblique one (from a term for a glancing blow with the side of something)
he took a sideswipe at his critics when they accused him of violating their rights.
wiping your d-ck off on a woman’s side of ribcage tattoo
when i finished off this broad i sideswiped the remains on her rose tattoo
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