Side-Twacked
when you are supposed to be somewhere, but you hit the pipe a few too many times, you are so spun on meth that you end up on about five different side missions.
1. 3:00am–
“i know i was supposed to be here at noon but i had to go the store, smoke, pick up carl, smoke, ran into lisa & rachel, smoke, went home to change clothes and check my e-mail, smoke, and ended up on urban dictionary for hours. i guess i got side tracked”. “more like side-twacked”.
2. “put down the pipe and come strait here. don’t go getting side-twacked alright”.
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