Sideburns

the only reason jimi hendrix got laid.
man, you know the only reason jimi hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.
facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of mediterrainian extraction.

the name was derived from burnside, an american civil war general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
man, are you living in the seventies? with those sideburns you could star as a crim in starsky & hutch!
a manly beastly facial hair which protrudes along the face downwards.
when a roll up,f-g or spliff only burns on one side.
oh sh-t, i’ve got a side burn on my joint
strips of hair that can be shaven into various forms on the side of one’s face.

many different forms include: astroturf, handlebars, chinstraps, stripes, american flags, and naked ladies.
mark waldrop has sideburns like a baboon, but they still aren’t as bad as david kent’s.
that bit of riz that just wont burn off the side of your sppliff, that extends past the cherry. see elvis
“dude, here’s the lighter.”
“wha?..”
“sideburn dude”
its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other
watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

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