Sidefucking
the act of f-cking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional s-xual satisfaction of having s-x with other people. the long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web s-x, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.
d: so how’s your boyfriend in vancouver doing?
j: so f-cking bad, thank god i’m sidef-cking.
d: oh i know what you mean, sidef-cking is essential. like when i was dating that chick in utah.
in the act of f-cking ones partner from the left or right side with the armpit; with or without the use of -n-l beads; penetration optional; pleasure mandatory; herpes dependent; caution: extreme use of the side f-ck may result in direct arm pit rash; also known as tube rash; in this case known as the side f-ck rash
when i was done side f-cking my girlfriend, i told that b-tch to make a sandwich.
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