sidestanding


occurring at the site of a sidewalk or hallway, sidestanding is the act of obliviously standing in the middle of a high traffic sidewalk/hallway to talk to an acquaintance upon seeing them, thus putting oneself in the way of all pedestrians and forcing them to inconveniently walk through or around the conversation.
i had to walk on the muddy gr-ss to get around those dumb girls sidestanding.

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