Sidewalk Buffer
the sidewalk buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. sidewalk buffers consist of the comfortable bed of gr-ss between the road and the footpath. sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform (“bench”) and occasionally a free food dispenser (“rubbish bin”).
random: hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
you: nah i’m good, i got the sidewalk buffer
you: wanna come over to my sidewalk buffer?
random drunk girl: sidewalk buffer? h-ll yeah!
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