Sideways Mong


a hairstyle in which all the wearer’s hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer’s head.
barney: hey! look at that guy! he’s got a sideways mong!
yuri: woah! that’s mildly interesting, let’s go kick him!

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