siegfried and roy
a s-xual act whereby a man, having dated a woman for some time, relates that his greatest fantasy is to f-ck whilst she is pressed up against a large window, such as a sliding door. when the act inevitably happens, the dude whispers in her ear that he is going to finish off in her -ss. he withdraws, and at that moment, his friend, waiting in the shadows, emerges and inserts his d-ck into her -ss. the original man then slips out a side door, walks to the front of the window, and waves at his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend. she’ll wonder how the f-ck you pulled that one off.
i found out that my girlfriend cheated on me, so my friend and i pulled a siegfried and roy on that dirty b-tch!
in texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.
see also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket b-tches
after he reraised my pocket tens, i went all in…only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy
tell a girl it’s your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her t-ts pressed up against a window. during the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the gl-ss, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. tell her you’re gonna finish off b-lls deep in her -ss and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the -ss. now instead of you putting your d-ck in her -ss, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. how could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
named after the famous (and very gay) magicians who perform magic tricks in vegas.
your getting it on with your woman and after about 30 or 35 seconds you realize your rockets ready to launch, but you dont want your woman to know you are a minute man so you quickly pull out and go down on her, and c-m on her bed, (or any surface you may be on), and after the seman stops flowing, you put it back in for round 2 before she ever knows what happens. now youve gone from dud to stud, magic! sigfried and roy!
(gwen phillips is a b-tch) siegfried and roy
the art of giving a girl an albino bunghole tiger, then having her turn around and bite the tip of your d-ck off
i gave my girl an albino bunghole tiger and she got upset and retaliated with a siegfried and roy.
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