Siesta Village
or just “the village” a strip of of tourist shops and sh-thole bars on a road full of slow -ss drivers and idiot pedestrains. during the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, f-cked up, and drunk. as for the “natives” were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. if your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. if your in your twenties good for you go get f-cked up and laid at on the infamous bars. if your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there’s nothing else to do.
teen 1: aye my native get high at the drum circle?
teen 2: f-ck that sh-t the popo aint gonna take all our weed again
teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum sh-t at the beach
teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, f-ck this im ridin to da siesta village
teen 2: dude hes trippin
teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me
teen 2: oh sit its the cops
teen 1: again!
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