Sift

to cupcake or spend valuable time flirting/charming/f-cking/etc with another person. sifters ignore everything else in the world including family, friends, money, fun, other partners, and in serious cases work. sifting is a serious condition that should not be taken lightly and should be addressed immediately upon diagnosis.
berby likes to sift all day and all night, drinking wine with his love.

i tried to get him to go to the city but he said he would be too busy sifting in his bedroom.
acronym- sh-t i’d f-ck that
used to describe a hot person of opposite s-x walking by
bob: dude, joe look at that fine piece of -ss eying you on the other side of the bar

joe: sift…sift all night long

bob: haha h-llz yeah
word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. it can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses
‘mike is going for a sift’
‘that mike guy is quite sifty’
‘mike is all about the sift’
1 the bottom of you bag of weed. contains flakes and weed dust that often times is impotent. sometimes used to add a little weight to the bag depeding on the douchitude of the dealer. or

2 if your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed

see shake
1 weed conissuer 1: i just bought some of that bomb sh-t man.

weed conissuer 2: lets just through that little bit of sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.

2 newbe smoker 1: i paid 40 dollars for this. it looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.

newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude… and it smells like middies

weed conissuer 1: you b-tches got owned. smoke some of this blueberry haze with us.
when someone is p-ssing gas and you don’t hear any loud fart vibrations, but clearly hear the gas excrete.

the fart sounds like: ffffft

“you guys be quiet, listen to this sift”

“you better not eat more than 5 white castle burgers tonight because they next day you’ll be sifting all day”
verb. to relax, kick back for a while
i’m tired – i really feeling like sifting for a while
to sort through bodily secretions to find something that was lost in the body ie swallowed
i had to sift three loads before finding my keys
to -j-c-l-t- into a type of strainer, or “sifter”, and then proceed to spread your man b-tter across someone’s face.
being the lonely teenager he was, andrew frequently sifted on his own face at night.

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