sigma phi epsilon

a fraternity founded, in 1901, on the principles of virtue, dilligence, and brotherly love. has recruited more members in the past 20 years than any other college fraternity, and is currently the largest national fraternity with over 14,000 members. though all fraternities vary from chapter to chapter, sigep is generally known for relaxed, competent members that enjoy the occasional (or sometimes more than occasional) game of beruit.
“hey, let’s chill at the sigep house tonight. there’s always something to do there.”
“yeah, i’ve heard the guys there are pretty cool. let’s go.”
a fraternity based upon everything that other fraternities would love to be. obviously people are jealous of not being a sig ep seeing their arguments against us are completely full of nonsense. also, we are the largest fraternity in terms of undergraduate retention. were kind of a big deal. virtue, dilligence, and brotherly love (vdbl)
ashton- formal recruitments coming up soon.. any ideas on what fraternity you want to join?

gabe- h-ll yeah, sig ep. they are the largest and coolest fraternity ever.

ashton- true true. why not join the best right!

sigma phi epsilon- representing large since 1901.
a fraternity founded in 1901 on the principles of virtue, diligence, and brotherly love. this fraternity is currently the largest fraternity in the united states, and will always be because it is not a piece of sh-t like so many other fraternities. obviously some people are sad complaining b-tches who make up complete bullsh-t arguments against sig ep. they are just sad that their fraternities are such cr-p in comparison. sig ep is a big deal, where as they are not. this is an amazing fraternity.
natalie- “hey whats up?”

alex- “i just joined a fraternity!”

natalie- “wait, which one?”

alex- “sigma phi epsilon”

natalie- “what sig ep?! they’re my favorite, i love those guys! great choice!”

alex- “yeah i thought so”
a large, national college fraternity. it was founded on three principles: virtue, diligence, and brotherly love. like most large fraternities, quality of membership varies from chapter to chapter.
the sigma phi epsilon chapter at st. joseph’s university in philadelphia enjoys hazing via the elephant walk and a variant of ookie cookie which employs pizza.
the biggest douche frat on any campus. they are known as a ruffie distribution center. girls hate their parties because they are in constant fear of being raped. they are good at two things, letting everyone who has a pulse join and being douches.
guy a: sigma phi epsilon put a bid on me!
greek a: oh how many people in your pledge cl-ss?
guy a: 45
greek a: oh, good luck with sigma phi everyone.
largest douchebags ever. they think that they’re all hot sh-t but they ain’t. in fact, they don’t do sh-t, except each each other’s own sh-t. quality frat boy bonding right there. i haven’t met a single sig ep guy yet who possesses the high standards of decency and mannerisms that they hold themselves to. realistically, if you’re rich parents can write off a check, you’re in.
girl 1: ugh! he was such a douchebag!

girl 2: wait, you mean a sigma phi epsilon?

girl 1: yeah, that’s what i meant! i just cannot even bear to say their name aloud.
a fraternity founded on the princ-p-l of having gelled hair two earring and teh same hollister/ambercrombie and fitch shirt
commonly refered to as sigma phi everyone
“wow, the sig ep’s take anyone”