Silenced Fart
the term that describes a fart that works similar to that of a suppressed firearm from call of duty. it is executed by shuffling the -n-s cheeks so they are wide apart then releasing the gas. there is no noise involved and leaves the farts-man conspicuous surrounding victims.
“a young schoolgirl was killed as a result of a silenced fart. n-body knows who the murderer is”
“hey are you playing call of duty?”
“no i did a silenced fart”
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