Silent Alarm


the act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.
i could feel his nuts on my face…it was a total silent alarm.
when a girl wakes her man with a bl-wj-b.
my girlfriend is the best…she woke me with a silent alarm this morning.

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