silent orgasm
an -rg-sm that is usually over the phone wherein one or both of the people on the phone -rg-sm without making any noise, usually because they are unconfortable with moaning or they think their partner is. you may experience this while partic-p-ting in cps, if not, you’re a loser.
joe: dude, i was on the phone with leann and she had a silent -rg-sm!
john: really? how could you tell?
joe: well we were having cps.
john: what is cps?
joe: you dipsh-t, look it up online.
john: oo! urban dictionary dot com!
joe: yeah!
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