silent spoon


to have s-x in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the partic-p-nts don’t get caught. used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having s-x, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend’s couch, church pews, etc. usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.

in the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.
person 1: dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl’s in heat, what should i do?

person 2: silent spoon bro.

jenny, shut the f-ck up, you’re gonna wake up killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.

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